Two neighbor couples became very close friends and began swapping partners, quite to everyone’s delight.
Without warning one of the men was transferred overseas and the couple who remained behind was deeply disappointed.
Shortly after, a couple from Mars moved in to the house and they soon became friends. The husband asked his wife if she though the Martian couple might be interested in swapping partners. “Why don’t you ask the Martian girl?” he suggested.
The Martians agreed and the wife went over to join the Martian husband, but burst out laughing when she saw him without clothes.
“What’s the problem?” asked the Martian.
“I think we’re not going to get very far with that little thing,” she said.
“No problem,” he said and reached up to rub behind his right ear. As he did, his dick grew substantially longer.
“Well that’s better, she said but it’s so skinny.” She replied.
He fiddled behind his left ear and as he did it became fatter and fatter until she agreed it was just right.
The next morning the wife went home and told her husband that everything had been just great and asked how he had made out.
“It was horrible. The only thing that Martian female wanted to do was to rub my ears all night long.”
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